sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
*brings a photo of the Twin Peaks cast to hairdresser*
"I don’t want a specific haircut but can you do something that captures the dark yet kitschy essence of this show?*
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die